dftbamy: I’ll be there as soon as I can…
It's good to be a Kansas Citian
We’re getting Google Fiber! be jealous
youngstero: tell someone you love that you love them send a skype or a text or yell it across the house or just turn your head and say it softly or send a goddamn email or write on their facebook wall or put it in their ask box or leave a note on their car just do it right now thanks cool
sparrot: beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto we about to kill all y’all give us your corn give us your land give us your butts
oh my… Tom Daley… dead.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...– Robert Heinlein (via thebluegatorade)
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
i would lose weight but i hate losing
We’ve arranged a global civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly...– Carl Sagan; A Demon-Haunted World - Science as a Candle in the Dark (via inspirement)
The Word of Notch: Gender in Minecraft →
notch: [Keep in mind I am no longer the lead developer on Minecraft, Jens is. This post is about what I thought about back when I was making it] If it wasn’t for the fact that the default Minecraft character is referred to as “Minecraft Guy” and that I once jokingly answered “Steve?” when asked what…
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
The internet generation gives me hope.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite scent/smell? (Cooking, rain)
Ask/tell me things overnight so I can have something to do tomorrow at work
All adventures, especially into new territory, are scary.– Sally Ride, dead today at age 61 after a battle with pancreatic cancer. Thank you, Sally. (via jtotheizzoe)
how many people have EVER WANTED TO TURN ON STICKY KEYS?!!?
kodori: why cant plane tickets be like 10 dollars
The best way to get a good idea is to get lots of ideas.– Linus Pauling (via nightspring)