May 2012
222 posts
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
9 tags
snoopdeer:
The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing “wand” to “penis”
Dear Mother Nature,
Please stop raining,
I’d like to wash my car.
Yours,
Tony
4 tags
"Burgers float into my room" →
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
wooooooo
i has a bf
timinator232:
daringartisticadventurer:
poseidonsdick:
zombieinmybutt:
omfg
the last one
TIM, it’s the video!
Psshhh
I know where it’s from
Person 1: How much does a hipster weigh?
Person 2: An instagram