A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Me: I saw that already
snoopdeer: The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing “wand” to “penis”
Dear Mother Nature,
Please stop raining, I’d like to wash my car. Yours, Tony
"Burgers float into my room" →
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
i has a bf
timinator232: daringartisticadventurer: poseidonsdick: zombieinmybutt: omfg the last one TIM, it’s the video! Psshhh I know where it’s from
Person 1: How much does a hipster weigh?
Person 2: An instagram