May 2012
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“Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via youngstero)
May 1st
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Now I'm a jet-fuel genius
I can solve the world’s problems without even trying
May 1st
April 2012
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Apr 30th
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“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - the fundamental...”
– Albert Einstein (via expose-the-light)
Apr 30th
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seaofgreeen: most of you are going to regret your tattoos and having your ears stretched that wide
Apr 30th
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ListenTake the “A” Train — Duke...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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scrolling down your Facebook news feed.. →
epic-humor: dont care dont care dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh you’re single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care  dont care dont care NOW BACK TO TUMBLR this blog is epic
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mr-president: You have encountered Ａ  ＤＯＧＥ Options: ＰＥＴ  ＤＯＧＥ ＳＮＵＧＧＬＥ  ＤＯＧＥ ＦＥＥＤ  ＤＯＧＥ You have chosen ＰＥＴ  ＤＯＧＥ ＴＨＥ  ＤＯＧＥ  ＯＲＤＥＲＳ  ＹＯＵＲ  ＥＸＥＣＵＴＩＯＮ
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Some people are like soap bubbles. Beautiful, but...
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youngstero: tumblr is just a stupid little website but it has somehow introduced me to some of the greatest people i have ever met, helped me gain confidence in myself and who i am, broadened my mind to things i normally would have no knowledge of, given me some of the best friends ive ever had and will have, helped me through sad times, helped me celebrate good times, and has ultimately made me...
Apr 28th
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youngstero: he died doing what he always did accepting tumblr’s warnings about missing e
Apr 27th
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“He hasn’t changed lanes yet, but his blinker is DEFINITELY on”
– some guy on the radio
Apr 27th
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“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via chris-ledford)
Apr 27th
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the problem with having an internet life
is that you don’t have a real one
Apr 27th
hey tumblr people! say hi →
Apr 27th
youngstero: gonna go to a white house press conference ask obama “how did you get government famous?”
Apr 27th
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“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What!...”
–  CS Lewis
Apr 27th
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calculatedhappiness asked: Happy Birthday sir and as for your wish. It'll happen and it'll be worth the wait. :)
Apr 27th
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“All I want for my birthday is a boyfriend”
– Me.
Apr 27th
this-is--the-gloaming asked: Happy Birthday sir! Hope it's a good one!
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adamusprime: what if your dog is cheating on you with another family
Apr 27th
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It’s my birthday! You can ask me a present if you’d like!
Apr 26th
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elephantpillow asked: Re: birthday thing. Marry me?
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“There’s many that feign enjoyment From merciless employment, Their...”
– “Rambling Rover” 
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