Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes.– Kurt Vonnegut (via youngstero)
Now I'm a jet-fuel genius
I can solve the world’s problems without even trying
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - the fundamental...– Albert Einstein (via expose-the-light)
seaofgreeen: most of you are going to regret your tattoos and having your ears stretched that wide
Take the “A” Train — Duke...
scrolling down your Facebook news feed.. →
epic-humor: dont care dont care dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh you’re single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care dont care dont care NOW BACK TO TUMBLR this blog is epic
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Some people are like soap bubbles. Beautiful, but...
youngstero: tumblr is just a stupid little website but it has somehow introduced me to some of the greatest people i have ever met, helped me gain confidence in myself and who i am, broadened my mind to things i normally would have no knowledge of, given me some of the best friends ive ever had and will have, helped me through sad times, helped me celebrate good times, and has ultimately made me...
youngstero: he died doing what he always did accepting tumblr’s warnings about missing e
He hasn’t changed lanes yet, but his blinker is DEFINITELY on– some guy on the radio
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently.– Kurt Vonnegut (via chris-ledford)
the problem with having an internet life
is that you don’t have a real one
hey tumblr people! say hi →
youngstero: gonna go to a white house press conference ask obama “how did you get government famous?”
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What!...– CS Lewis
calculatedhappiness asked: Happy Birthday sir and as for your wish. It'll happen and it'll be worth the wait. :)
All I want for my birthday is a boyfriend– Me.
this-is--the-gloaming asked: Happy Birthday sir! Hope it's a good one!
adamusprime: what if your dog is cheating on you with another family
It’s my birthday! You can ask me a present if you’d like!
elephantpillow asked: Re: birthday thing. Marry me?
There’s many that feign enjoyment From merciless employment, Their...– “Rambling Rover”