April 2012
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You are just a dreamer,
and I am just a dream.
You could have been anything to...
– Neil Young, “Like a Hurricane”
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Saturday
The Jack Daniels is like Plato in my brain. Thank god for ethanol.
March 2012
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tyleroakley:
Jack Daniels
American flag
“Stars and Stripes Forever”
I swear I’m not nationalist…
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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
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always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle
– plato (via h34vym3t4ll0v3r)
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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Anonymous asked: mudbutt
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nonplussedbyreligion: It Is Me →
nonplussedbyreligion:
“I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought. Giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I’m capable of. I believe they know everything…
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For the love of god
apple, please make the autocorrect “x” bigger!
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I need a small vacation, but it don’t look like rain.
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