Oh that’s right I’m in NYC
TMI Tuesday: NYC Edition! →
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
Oh no, yahoo might try to buy Tumblr
If you’d been a dog, they would’ve drown you at birth
vioforte: That older person on facebook with the profile picture of their kid or grandkid who asks unrelated questions about your family members on statuses and interrupts whatever the ongoing conversation is no matter how much their comment doesn’t belong. Yeah, I don’t like that person.
My dear, I don’t know what to do today, help me decide. Should I cut myself open...– Albert Camus (via lunaoki)
Anonymous asked: Did you go through college? If so, what was your major? Was it awesomeness you majored in? Bet it was.
I’ve become timid and a bit of a pushover No more mr nice guy We’ll see if this survives the night
The killer awoke before dawn He put his boots on
really really excited to go to New York again
ahhhhhh thats better
the feeling you get when you unfollow a douche
One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the...– John Oliver (via azspot)
gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet only 8?
kellypickler: I WILL WALK 500 MILES AND I WILL WALK 500 MORE